May 2013
48 posts
i have two moods:
touch me
don’t touch me
psychoticmist:
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
I would never cheat in a relationship
because that would require two people finding me attractive.
scanda-l:
I can barely remember my own cell phone number so don’t expect too much from me.
unluckycharmxo:
stingraye:
maybe i’m still single because i didn’t forward that chain email to 17 of my closest friends 5 years ago
that’ll explain the little girl with no eyes at the end of my bed too
seifukucat:
movie theater pickup line: nice legs what time do they get off the back of my fucking chair?
pillory:
there’s no better feeling than laying next to the person you love and they don’t know you love them or that you’re in their house again
internetexplorers:
girls are so cute too bad they’re soulless devils
fasterfood:
f- *looks around* fuck the..*sweats profusely* fuck the..the..the police *SWAT team surrounds and invades my house* sorry SORRY
i think Paulina from danny phantom is the older Trixie tang
I wouldn’t be surprised
Woah woah woah, that means
whA T
HEADCANON ACCEPTED
Can we please not forget about this?
Wait then what if
i cannot accept this
and..
lunartes:
please don’t hold me responsible for anything i said or did from the years 2006-2010
I'm glad I gave blood today, because I know people...
saddumbgirl:
idk if you say possesive things like “you’re mine” i get all melty and weird and will probably fall in love with you
haroldisdumb:
we could be married and i still wouldnt text u first
coagulates:
*thinks about kissin you 300% of the time*
April 2013
193 posts
